I am not amused.

Tsunade, I can't believe you're making me chaperone the little twits.  You know that I have better things to do on a Saturday night (and you also know that you don't want to know what those things are, so save us both the trouble and don't ask).

I'm certain that there are other teachers you can ask to do this, but I'm figuring this is your idea of sick punishment for something you think I did (which is preposterous, since I'm the model of perfection.  Whatever it was, I'm almost 100% sure it was Jiraiya's fault).  Be sure that I will be stealing all your sake and drinking it in front of all the students who aren't allowed to have any as payback.

Fucking prom.  Waste of resources.

mood: gloomy music: "It's Gonna Be Me" - *NSYNC